Longtime TOA readers will know I tend to fart in church. It's the special way we misfits just let it out, timing (literally?) be damned. Trust me, it's not always my fault, I try to restrain myself. I've never eaten natto for breakfast.
But folks, there is a big secret in the TOA business - it's bull. You don't round up to truth, there is no average truth, you just say the truth. The 'average' part is discretion, the how and when, but the words must be true.
So here's the truth, run through my discretion filter a million ways until I realized I had to apply it to myself - I've been working on a little TOA reading list, in the same spirit as some of the other reading lists making the rounds, and I'm flunking my own 'Hello Ladies' index.
