Wednesday, April 1, 2020

the toa newsletter - april 2020

Hello hello,

Longtime readers will know that April Fool's Day is a huge problem for me. You see, on this fine day, nobody believes a word I say. Some will (accurately) point out that I've created my own mess, citing formatting, bullshit, or just the very concept of TOA itself as lies that I've perpetuated with delight over the past four years. The biggest joke of all was probably in 2017, when I didn't even bother with a post.

I came up with a great solution, though, for today. It's an announcement, but if I print it no one will believe me, so I'll just show it by link. Have a look, and rub your eyes (editor's note - NO! DO NOT RUB YOUR EYES! AND DO NOT GO OUTSIDE, SIT AT HOME AND READ TOA INSTEAD).

Ladies and gentlemen, we are not joking around anymore (well, assuming it works, and I set it up correctly, etc...) -

https://www.trueonaverage.com/