I walked past a display window this morning, the same window I stroll past on most weekdays. However, for the first time, a product caught my eye. I did not immediately register what I saw and turned around to take a closer look.
'A kale stripper,' I muttered to myself as I pressed my nose to the glass.
Reader, no surprises coming - this product is exactly what it sounds like. It strips kale. Surely not, you ask? Surely so, I'm saddened to report.
Kale, like almost anything, is perfectly fine eaten whole. And like any leafy green, nature prepared it perfectly for manipulation and, dare I say, stripping by our weak fingers and thumbs. What this product does which a fairly dedicated amateur cook cannot accomplish in eleven seconds is beyond me. But hey, the holidays are coming, and if we need help with anything, it's finding some way to test your friends or family with a gift that, surely, no reasonable person could pretend to like.
