I often joke about how my bike riding strategy reflects my politics. Ideally, I would be as far right as possible; reality requires I go to the left. I may have already made this joke here, reader, and if this is the case please accept my apologies.
While I'm apologizing, I'll take a minute to clarify something - this post notwithstanding, there is no relationship between bike riding and NFL football.
Wait, actually, there is one more thing - both activities benefit from wearing a helmet. So, uh, do that, please.
