There were more puns in the original that I ended up cutting out. And the ranting! Here is one such excerpt:
"Based on all the humanity found sitting around, lounging about, or bumping aimlessly into one another while trying to snare their fifth Jigglypuff of the hour, I am certain that if those swans posed any threat at all to humankind it surely would have manifested by now with some Gastly incident involving someone Seaking a Pikachu wandering by accident onto the top of a nesting swan's head. I owe those swans an apology. I'm sorry, swans."Make any sense to you? Ditto. Just ask your friendliest Pokemon enthusiast to explain.
