They say practice makes perfect. They say if you do something, every day, you’ll eventually get really good at it. They say an expert is someone who does something for ten thousand hours.
They say.
Whoever said these things did not just emerge from a port-o-jon. Every time I enter one of these modern marvels, I’m struck by the huge mess it is inside. Does anyone look? Does anyone aim? Does anyone care? Maybe these toilets burp.
