Boston's two most popular sports teams are the Patriots in football and the Red Sox in baseball. Any local observer would assume these teams enjoy the complete support of the surrounding community throughout the year (and especially in September, the month their playing schedules overlap).
However, lately I've noticed Cambridge does not seem to be completely on board. In the north of town is a mysterious 'Roethlisberger Park'. Surely, this green space is not named for the starting QB of the rival Pittsburgh Steelers? But why risk confusion? Let's rename it 'Bill Belichick's Open Acres' or 'The Julian Edelman Playground', just to be safe.
And what about this 'Steinbrenner Stadium' next to MIT? Again, surely not a homage to the great Yankees owner and executive. But still! I think it's time to consider some alternatives like 'Tim Wake-Field' or even 'Curt Schilling's Bloody Soccer Stadium'.
There is no excuse for these public spaces existing so close to the heart of Boston's sports scene. Names change all the time (perhaps a comment once made by former Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco) so get on the train or stand clear of the doors, Cambridge, because the Red Line is crossing the Longfellow...
And don't act surprised if there are consequences for inaction. There's no law saying victory parades must involve the Charles River.
